Conversations: A Nashville Bathroom

While next to an old man at the urinal at a bar in Nashville, TN.

Old Man: so much goes in so that much must come out.
Me: So they say.
Old Man: I just turned 70. When I was in my 60’s I could handle my liquor. Now it’s just about quantity.
Me: Quantity over quality. They don’t say that.
Old Man: Heh. Just a good Coors Light for me. I love that shit.
Me: I love it too.
Old Man: I love it as much as grabbing some big old knockers.
Me: So they say.